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mike karabis is a 84kg pakistani man with hair in his ass but we all love him
Hey do u follow mike karabis ? hes famous
of course i do!
Commonly referred to as “Mike mike” he’s extremely homosexual & weird, sassy and bitchy. He’s a part of kappa sugma. Because he sucks. Usually goes around the streets of Harlem sucking off homeless guys and jerking dogs penisis off..
Oh no here comes that weird kid we don’t like mike Darden
Commonly mistaken for Luke Combs. He uses guns as currency and you can typically find him with a hammer and flannel no matter the setting or season. Famous for climbing Hellbrook Trail and being the first man to be diagnosed with Squiggly Diggly
Jessica: OMG IS THAT LUKE COMBS????
Larry: No, that’s just Mike Azulay. You can tell by the Squiggly Diggly
an older man who pretends to be younger than he is to pick up young women
I was at a restaurant when some Midlife Mike tried to get my number, like I know you aren't 19.
A british "wannabe champion" wrestler from Skipton UK. Signature moves include "Heat Slam" and "The Pitstop".
Has never defeated Damo Hellfire or won the YWF Championship title.
"it's mike heat!! the wannabe champion!"
"you what!!!!...eugggghhh"
When someone with pertinent information withholds that information until the very final second.
We were supposed to be on air 'till 6:30 but Last Minute Mike forgot to tell us we were off at 5:30!