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A hilarious show involving five unique characters:
Ted: The main character of the show. He tells his kids the story of how he met their mother. Meaning that the entire show is in the past.
Marshall: The lovable character who always knows what to say.
Lilly: Marshall's fiance. crazy but hilarious and cute all the same.
Barney: The heart of the show. Unbelievably creepy and sex addicted. but definitely the funniest character out there. Kind of like Kramer was in Seinfeld.
Robin: An independent and beautiful woman. The entire first season is about Robin and Ted's "undiscovered love" for each other.
Scene From How I Met Your Mother:
Barney: Then we're gonna meet some ladies, It's gonna be legendary!
Ted: Don't say "legendary" your too liberal with the word "legendary".
Flashback to Barney at Ted's door in a snow suit:
Barney: Ted! we're building an igloo in central park! It's gonna be Legendary! Snow suit up!
Ted slams door in Barney's face.
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A twiggy alien man with translucent skin pulled over an elongated frame.
"GOD DAMN! That is one big ass big bird looking mother fucker! Look at dem motha fuckin' twiggy alien arms man!"
Used to indicate that the other person's speech has become too obscene or vulgar.
― "Chris doesn't like my hair up. I don't like my hair up. I'm not wearing my fucking hair up."
― "You kiss your mother with that mouth?"
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During WWII prostitutes who followed the troops around, sometimes wore army boots or combat boots. It's akin to calling some one's mother a prostitute.
"your mother wears army boots" is a vintage version og a "your momma" insult.
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Someone horrendously ugly. Only a mother would love them or ( maybe not ). They're that ugly.
Salvatore Vitale has a face only a mother could love.
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An exclamation used in extremely shocking circumstances. These words can be used on their own or in groups to express feeling towards something, but have greatest effectiveness when all five are used together. When using this expression, your friends will automadically know the extent of your state of shock! "Holy shit balls mother fucker" can be used in times of very good or very bad news. This Expression became popular at Trent University and was started by accident when a student named Sarah found out how much she hated Chemistry.
"Hey, are you having some chem trouble? How's the assignment coming along?"
"Holy shit balls mother FUCKER! :'( I have no idea how to do THIS!!! "
"And the winner is... Sarah _____"
"HOLY SHIT BALLS MOTHER FUCKER!!! :D "
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An awesome phrase originating from the Die Hard movies.
Yippie kay yay mother fucker *shoots and kills man*
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