Dutch muffin

when a man and woman are in bed. The man farts then puts the sheets over the girls head so she only breaths in farts. Than you put ur weeny in her mouth so she can only breath in her nose. Then you finish up and then eat yummy muffins.

Olivia and n00j

in bed. Dutch muffin stylin

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Black Muffin

When a girl performs a bowel movement on a guys face while he is eating her ass out.

Dan just got a HUGE black muffin on his face from Tracy! YUM!

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thug muffin

A child wearing a North Face puffa jacket, carpenter jeans, and Timberlands. See also: Corn-muffin: An attractive tourist from the Midwest.

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Huff-Muffin

A person who who acts like a nincompoop or ignoramus, while also making corny jokes.

Jay Goldbear is the definition of Huff-Muffin!

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muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

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Babe Muffin

This is when every girl you meet calls you "babe". Babe Muffin is basically one step below stud muffin. The reason youre a babe muffin and not a stud muffin is because you have the most adorable/cutest face a girl could imagine BUT youre missing certain requirements to be a stud

1. At least taller than 5 10 but shorter than 6 4
2. You dont spend 3 hours a day at the gym

Sadly missing these 2 requirements will put in FRIEND ZONE LOCKDOWN for the rest of your life unless youre at a party...but even then you could get friend zoned so make sure theyre really wasted before saying hello!

Girl 1: OmG have you met blake?
Girl 2: OmG hes such a babe muffin, has the cutest face like ever
Girl 1: omg i know right lets invite him to a slumber party and well watch the notebook. the notebook just came out on blu-ray so itll be like so much better!
Girl 2: the notebook? even better than before? no fucking way girl, get out!!! okay okay ill do it.

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thug muffin

An ugly low class female who needs to mind her business.

Erika Bankz is a thug muffin.

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