Talking out his neck

Someone who is talking a lot of big shit but doesn’t stand on what they previously said.

Guy 1: “ I’ll pull up right now and beat your ass”
Guy 2: “ he just talking out his neck Brodie”

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purple headed turkey neck

Slang for the Penis.

He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

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chicago neck-tie

A phrase derived from the hip era (i.e. 1960's) to mean suicide via hanging.

Hip cat at a blues bar #1: "So uh..ya hear 'bout that cat on Bleecker?"

Hip cat at a blues bar #2: "Yeah, gave himself a Chicago neck-tie, did'n he?"

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

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Neck up you parrots

To harden up, to get thick, to neck up

Neck up you parrots !!!!!

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High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

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