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when someone looks over your shoulder at your text messages or phone content and comments on what they have read on your phone.
happens most when lying in bed with someone, or in the car.
Harry: why are you talking to that guy still?
Amanda: why are you active phone sniping right now? im not your girlfriend, this isn't your business!
The fake tone of voice and politeness that you put on when making an Important phonecall.
"Get Callum to phone the landlord, he has the best Phone manners"
Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something
"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."
Low brainwave activity, unaware of surroundings, incoherent and motionless except for singular motion of index finger. Other symptoms include deafness and sedentary behavior.
Lisa was unreachable using common social forms of verbal communication. She stared blankly at the iPhone. Lisa was in a Phone Coma.
Going into a trance caused by looking at your phone for an excessive amount of time.
What happened to bob?
Oh, he’s in a phone coma now.
Distractedly weaving all over da road due to taking a call while driving.
I don't even own a mobile phone, but I hear dat a lot of people get charged with unsafely using said devices while operating motor vehicles --- said misbehavers have "answerving your cell phone" written in da "describe infraction" line on their driving-violation tickets.
Your old as fuck. Like you should be in the grave, or in a museum.
"Hey, do you know what a Rotary Phone is?"
"Stupid question, no obviously"