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To have a long penis, but not be large in circumference.
Holy shit your dick looks like an unsharpened pencil!!
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Eye of a penis, small and slitty
Jeremy had an STD which caused a painful sensation when he pissed through his fish mouth
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When a girl is getting eatten out, relaxes a little too much, and accidently lets a little fart out.
1. Jimmy was eating me out and I was so into it... I accidently gave him a blow fish...
2. Damn, I was going down on my girl and she totally blow fished me!
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A quatic vertebrate animals that are typically ectothermic, often in a lifless, stunned or frozen state from being kept in a sea food market display case before being abruptly removed either by aroused customer or clerk to be used as a vaginal, or in some rare cases rectal pleasure device.
After a long tense moment in which Beatrice stared longingly into his eyes and then down his lobster-stained apron to his bulging package, Marty smashed the freezer glass with his meaty fist and grabbed the first dildo fish he could get his hands on, an atlantic salmon.
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Usually done by a desperate girl to any guy she meets & is slightly interested (but not always necessarily flirting) in where she asks him close-ended questions where the guy is forced to say nothing else but something nice about the girl asking the question , mean while boosting her confidence.
- the guy in these situations usually are "just friends" if this girl is already in a relation ship and her boyfriend finds out , BULLSHIT
Fishing for comments - Any self centered questions that come from an insecure girl
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1. A cold-blooded gang fight consisting of aquatic vertebrates of the superclass Pisces.
2. Owned!
1. There was a rumble fish going on at Zanzibar.
2. Holy shit! That guy got rumble fished!
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