skunky beer

a term coined by the geniuses at Annheuser-Busch in the late 90's for commercials where they presented the "Born on Date" concept of fresh beer. They had commercials showing losers worried about getting skunky beer.

me: aww patches! this beer is skunky dude
patches: yeah, let's call 1-800-DIAL-BUD and tell 'em we want a free replacement pack
me: okay . . . <dialing>
bud: yaw, hello, who dis?
me: yo dookie! this is some skunky beer, im gonna smash this shit on patches' head, stick it in an envelope, lick it and send it in as evidance!
bud: you over 21?
me: naw fuck you, not a day over 19 bitch, gimme some new beer

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BEER THIRTY

beer thirty is every minute of every second of every hour of the day...its WHEN you WANNA drink a beer..... which is ANYTIME!!!!!!!!!

some dood: hey whacha doin?\

some other dood: drinkin a foedee!

some dood:its like 6 am!

some other dood: yeah i know!!!!! its beer thirty!!!!

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beer bong

NO! A beer bong is the home-made pressure release valve (basically two straws and a cover) placed on top of a long neck to effectively shotgun the long neck. The thing with the tubing and a funnel is a funnel...in case you couldn't get the connection.

Once you release your thumb from the shorter straw on the beer bong, the pressure releases, causing air to rush into the long neck and force beer out like a fire hose.

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beer dick

This is what most guys get after a good night of drinking. They tend to fuck anything with a pussy while experiencing beer dick.

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tities and beer

see titties and beer

see tities and beer

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BEER FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER.

A person who become's more than just a Best Friend Forever, after proving there love of beer is as great as yours. Resulting in Beer Friends Forever.

That chick love's beer as much as me. Its truly a match made in beer heaven. She may be my true beer soul mate, even my Beer FF BEER FRIEND FOREVER.

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beer gogles

Obtained my consuming a certain amount of alcohol untill you would do something you wouldn't do when your are sobre.

1; dude you got wasted with beer gogles and fucked an ugger.
2; last night you had beer gogles and shit through a leterbox
3; "last night you hooked up with KC McUggerface!"
"its not my fault, I had beer gogles"

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