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pack your own chute

Follows a deep tradition of "laying pipe" with questionable ladies. It invoves the task of putting a condom on yourself so its done right.

Dude, shes like the village bicycle... everybodys had a ride! I hope you pack your own chute!

by bakonbits September 22, 2010

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Triple double snack pack

3 some, anything of a quantity of 3

I heard that Carl did the triple double snack pack with Jenna and Lisa last night!

by mongoloid February 13, 2020

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skaddle-pack your own waffles

Slang term used out of drunken rage to express ones dissatisfaction with a particular situation. Can be used interchangeably with the phrase "Go fuck yourself" and is often used to quit ones job.

Employer: "You were supposed to be in at 9:30, are you coming?'
Employee: "Pft. No, you can go fucking skaddle-pack your own waffles."

by HerpDerp2020 December 5, 2011

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Pooper Pack`n Papa

A male who enjoys the pleasantry of buggery with other males.

Hey little man, I`m a Pooper Pack`n Papa and I am ready to fuck that Fudge.

by Randy Vanasse December 17, 2003

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two cans short of a six pack

adj. stupid or crazy; not "all there."

oh man, look at this two cans short of a six pack

by Mohamed youssif July 6, 2006

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Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory

It's a porno about a some dude's nephew bout to inherit a sex toy factory but the only way to show devotion is by fuckin' some whore in the ass!

Filthy Fucker : Yo, you got dat new Spidaman movie?

Clerk : No.

Filthy Fucker : Hm, how bout dat Willie Wanker and the Fudge Packing Factory?

Clerk : 'the fuck!?

by CumChup November 14, 2007

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Pits, pack, crack, get out!

The series of events one should follow when adhering to the utmost of courtesy and etiquette in a large scale shower stall wrangle. That is, when out at a festival, campground, or military exercise where many men have to share a few shower stalls, common sense dictates that one shouldn't linger.

Hails from USA military slang in the modern day. To spend time hanging out soaking in the hot water while your bros wait in line is lame.

"what's the big hold up, why's the lineup moving so slow...it's easy man it's pits, pack, crack, get out!"

"-I'm not looking forward to the showers out here man I hear the water's pretty darn cold

-Don't worry you won't be in there long enough, it'll be pits, pack, crack, get out!"

by joelpball123 October 12, 2009