JA RULE

A rapper who is often confused with pop.

I got in a fight with my girlfriend over Ja Rule, then her attatude got all shitty after that. Damn you Ja Rule!

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Aussie Rules

Nickname for Australian Rules Football, no padding, no helmets, just balls.

They play Aussie Rules in heaven, not Rugby.

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[Rule 17]

This rule states that you can "counter" Rule 11. By calling Rule 17, you are initially calling "Next's", and in doing so makes you the automatic owner of the object that Rule 11 was called a pone. There is no "counter" to Rule 17.

Guy4:"Why are you here? What a second! Rule 11!"
Guy2&3:"Too late."
Guy4:"Gosh dang it!. . . Rule 17! Ha! Now its mine again!"
Guy2:"Excellent strategy sir."

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121 rule

The 121 rule is the girl code for not getting back with an ex. The girl had 1 to 1 attention of his but for whatever reason they split up. Whether the girl likes the ex or not , the fact remains that she just not going down that path again. The 121 rule usually refers to a heterosexual relationship but that doesn't mean a gay or lesbian person couldn't follow this rule.

girl 1: "Omg you should so get back with him, you too we're so cute together"

girl 2; "No way. I follow the 121 rule!"

girl 1: "Ahh, I see, It's a shame though"

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Rule of Society

When party A touches/feels/grabs/etc a body part of party B, party B has the right to touch/feel/grab/etc the same body part of party A.

That chick just pinched my nipple, so, according to the Rule of Society, I get to pinch her nipple in retaliation.

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rule 5

Man the f*!k up!
Put your vagina back in the box

B: I have man flu

G: Dude, Rule 5!

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Rule of Five

Rule of Five states that if you take five major porn categories, you won't find it in one single porn.

"What shelf can I find the Japanese Twin Stewardess Midget Redhead porn?"

'None--It doesn't exist. Rule of Five. Try Clown MILF Foot-worship Outdoor porn instead."

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