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the act of putting a live excited fish that is atleast 5.4 inches long and inserting the fish into a condom or bag and putting it in the rectum or vagina.
this is also a form of bestiality and probebly illegal so dont do it, or do it i dont care your hole.
i went swimming and found a fish and shoved it up my ass and got a good old russian charlie river spill.
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when the temperature is less than 15 degrees Fahrenheit, and without wearing wearing a Russian winter hat you would freeze your ass off.
Brendan: Yo, Henry you going out for lunch?
Henry: Fuck No, this is some beastly Russian Hat Weather.
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when godzilla takes his cock and rubs it between your toes and then a russian comes and RKO's LeBron James through a table and a random jew comes and sits on LeBron's face. All of this is done sideways, just how I fucked your girl friend last night.
I saw a live Sideways Russian Jew Buster last night at the club!
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Suiside. There is a 100% chance that the first person killed will be the only person playing.
"I am very unhappy, perhaps I'll play a game of one man Russian roulette.
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The Basic Ad You Get While Watching some…you know.. you know..
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I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!
-Brave unknown Ukrainian Soldier circa February 24th, 2022
Is a declarative statement made that basically says "Come get some" in the certainty of impending doom. Made by those that wish to display style and gravitas in the face of death all while having balls the size of "UY Scuti" (the largest sun in the known universe).
"Did you hear that? The Russian Navy wants us to surrender, hey Russian warship... Go fuck yourself"
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This is the biggest SSR (Soviet Socialist Republic) of the Soviet Union, in both size and right. It is abbreviated P.C.F.C.P. (sometimes P.C.Ф.C.P. as the Russian Ф pronounces the same as English F) (originates from Russian form: Российская Советская Федеративная Социалистическая Республика) and R.S.F.S.R. Its modern counterpart is the Russian Federation since 1991.
Jim: I was born on December 11 1991 in the Russian Soviet Federative Socialist Republic, but only for one day. It became Russia the moment I was 1 day old.