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When a girl has diarrhea, and shits into a condom then freezes it overnight and the next day use it as a dildo.
Girl 1: "I got a new sex toy wanna see?"
Girl 2: "Sure"
*goes into freezer*
Girl 2: "What is that?"
Girl 1: "A rusty trumpet"
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Bill Cassidy; A man who wears Aligator Boots but denies it.
A shaggy haired banshee sometimes seen roaming the streets of NYC
Someone who needs to have sex with a person that goes by V. Wood
Hey you Rusty Mcburns!
God I saw this rusty Mcburns today
God damn Rusty Mcburns should just tap it!
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When a girl squirts or guy ejaculates from anal sex
Dude 1: The frat party last night was sick, dude!
Dude 2: I don't remember half of it, bro. I was in a back room giving a girl a rusty fire hydrant.
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro, i fucked this girl in the ass last night and gave her a Rusty Sniper Rifle.
The art of fingering your butthole and then using your rusty finger to brush someones teeth. - Jim Williams
My wife loves my rusty finger brush. The rustier the better.
Personal or situational negative quality in which something or someone gives off the feeling of falsehood.
"Even from first glance, the politician had the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"So - my new boyfriend - do you like him?"
"Errr...how can I say this without hurting your feelings? No."
"What!? Why not?"
"I dunno... he's just... there's the clang of the rusty bell about him."
"...Oh."
"Even as the clang of the rusty bell reverberated in his ears, Arnold managed to convince the policeman that he had been nowhere near the scene of the incident at the time."
A rusty inner tube is a sexual act in which you preform a rim job on a persons butt hole immediately after they go poop, before they wipe.
I licked sally's asshole after she pooped and it looked like a rusty inner tube.