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Utter Mongoloid. Works at a call centre and masturbates 80% of his shift hours
Ryan snaith? Isn’t that, that kid who wears a helmet and dribbles all day?
Gay nepali nigga that loves srijeet and naeem and eats the kids that srijeet keeps in his bag
Ryan Lama eats dick for breakfast
Hi I'm Ryan wilton and have problems stomping my shit down the drain
1)This boy has a tiny penis. Most people can't even see it. No one really wants to. 2) He looks like a really really ugly version of john lenon. 3) Didnt graduate highschool because the teachers couldn't stand to look at him for more than 5 seconds. 4) Doesnt shower. 5) Spends entire life on Xbox live. 6) gives girls fake pictures on his xbox live account because he knows himself, he is just so disgusting. 7) He is fat. 8) He dated a girl that looked like his sister. 9) He thinks hes really tough, and tells people he works out. When in reality he just masturbates and play games. 10) Oh, and he has a tiny penis. If i hadnt mentioned it before.
"hey matthew ryan wanna hang out?" "sorry man, I have to go play xbox live because i have no life" (this isnt even a correct example because he has no friends)
The sexiest person you will ever meet.
Holy shit, I think I just saw Fat Ryan! My pants are fucking drenched!
, he is like the dream boy anyone could ask for like in that 1 urban dictionary mathew ryan. He is blind at picking up hints and is too friendly that sometimes you think he’s just really nice. You watch a whole anime for him and he still wont pick up the hint.
fr i would puyat too if i was dating and talking to mathew ryan