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Sloppy Johotty

An man of a mature age, (older than middle aged) who is known to be sexually active or have ejaculative problems causing them to ejaculate in their pants.

From the subberbs off the city of Sunderland, England

Hew look at that sloppy Johotty! Dirty Bast**d!

by NorthernTalk June 29, 2014


Sloppy Gobbler

When a rock climber's hand slips from a sloper (sloping handhold) causing a fall.

I nearly got that route but the sloppy gobbler got me on the krux.
I was just gobbled off by that sloper.

by Boulderman December 10, 2014


sloppy ham

When your buddy comes over on new years day, and you let him put it in your butt, without any lube

Man, I love going over to my buddies house okn new years day for some sloppy ham

by Brohamjohnson January 2, 2018


Sloppy Syrup

To deficate in an object which hold obtainable item to which a friend eats doggystyle and vomit on woman’s anal cavity and have rough sex until ejaculating in cup and drinking.

I just made a sloppy syrup last night with my girlfriend

by MagicHappens July 22, 2018


sloppy ice cream

a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.

person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"

by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022


Sloppy Mop

When a woman's vagina has part of the lips hanging out.
Sort of like a cavern, with rocks coming out of the top.

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Bob: "Oi, charlese?"
Charlese: "Yes?"
Bob: "How old are you?"
Charlese: "Thirty Seven, Why?"
Bob: "Because you've got a sloppy mop hangin' out back here".

by BigGayLion January 4, 2015


Sloppy slick-back

When you ejaculate into a tub of hair gel/moose/wax and proceed to slick you or a friends hair back.

I once gave myself a sloppy slick-back.

by 4n41F10W November 17, 2017