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Impedes a person from writing small. Also includes clapping at everything. A few symptoms include laughing at their own jokes, turning extremely red when called attention to, toes pointing inwards when sitting, and being extremely dramatic. Aside from the symptoms someone with Carlos Syndrome can be "hype man" and always knows how to make you laugh. Be warned this syndrome is contagious.
OMG they Definitely have the Carlos Syndrome!
I caught the Carlos Syndrome.
Feras syndrome also reffered to as crackheadness is an extremely scarce form of a mental disorder. The patients that suffer from it would reffer to it as ADHD, however that is one of the symptoms along with many others such as: Delusional behavior and thoughts, craving for any form of smoke that could enter your lungs, severe addiction, uncontrollable talking about anything, horrendous laughing, and inevitable unibrows. (Some cases may include hash stuck inside fingernails, talking about being from Baalbek when no one gives a shit, and horrible breath). They are also reffered to as the creatures of the united eyebrow kingdom.
Doctor: I sincerely apologise ma’am. The disorder is way worse that we have thought it would be.
Mom: What is that supposed to mean?
Doctor: At first we thought that it would be a mild case of ahmad syndrome, but it is much worse. We have discovered it is, *sad sigh* feras syndrome.
Mom: NO! NO! NO! IT CAN’T BE.
Dad: Honey, I’m severely sorry. I must have had an std when I impregnated you. I’m so sorry.
Doctor: Don’t be too sad. It’s fine.
Mom: IT’S NOT FINE. *Suicidal and abortion wanting cries*
Doctor: Ya no shit, but it can be fixed.
Mom: How? *Still abortion wanting because of that FUCKING DISGUSTING UNIBROW but not suicidal cries*
Doctor: Having a razor around at all times, chewing gum frequently, never getting introduced to smoke or vape, and never being born in America.
The umbrella syndrome refers to the people who have problems with socialising so they prefer to read or do something else just so they won't talk to anyone . The people with this syndrome start to understand some things so deeply that logic loses in front of them , the ones around them think that they are really smart but what they don't know is that they just don't find talking so interesting even so they talk with themselves so much .
There are kinds of people with this syndrome that are really different so this explanation doesn't really describe all of them .
My daughter is obsessed with her books/phone/dolls , I'm scared that she has the umbrella syndrome .
Someone with suprisingly low Iq and and small dick who acts like a chihuaha
You have the Luzian syndrome stop molesting me
The inability to talk to women and be funny.
This nigga Joey showed all the signs of the Colucci Syndrome last night when he didn’t talk to his girl all night.
When one suffers from stunted growth from extreme exposure to Blenheim, and toast.
Tabby Besley, she suffers from Besley Syndrome. Quite badly.
When an Asian person replaces all the L's in a sentence with R's
Person 1: Herro! I was wondering if you would rike some beef and broccori for dinner tonight.
Person 2: Dude, you sound like an Asian guy with Herro Syndrome.
Person 1: But I onry wanted to cook for the famiry.