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the floating ball in older style toilet mechanisms that float in the toilet tank to tell the valve when to stop filling
Can you buy a new toilet ball?
A phone that has been dropped at least once in the toilet
-hey I love your phone
-me too, but it's a toilet phone, so...
Dusty: i dont tan i burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu
Dusty: I don't tan, I burn
Person 2: you're such a pussy toilet dusty stfu
After no poop July, there is a lot of shit left in your intestines, so your goal during august is to shit out all the leftover shit from July. You need to make it last until September.
I fucking failed toilet eruption august!
A toilet washer is an 8th grader
"Ayeee you're my favorite toilet washer "
Diarrhea of the consistency of a nice thick beef gravy.
After Laura eats her poblanos & beef enchiladas, she's going to make a big batch of toilet gravy.