too hard on yourself

not liking yourself, hating things that will never change about yourself, thinking about a mistake that goes on forever

you’re just too hard on yourself take a break

hard financial times

when you poor as fuck

Ryan is in hard financial times\

Hard Liquor Jokes

A style of comedy that is akin to the subjective taste of hard liquor.

Sometimes I can be funny but it depends on the person, as I tell hard liquor jokes.

Dick hard mad

When you just get so mad your dick gets hard

I can not even explain how mad you got me right now bitch ,I'm so dick hard mad.

do a die hard

To perform an activity that may be considered to be dangerous.

"Yo, Sylvester, get me the mayonnaise."

"Low-fat?"

"Nah."

"Woah dude. No need to do a die hard."

air hard gun

when you get hard, and put a BB pellet into the tip of your dick, and then ejaculate so hard that the BB pellet goes flying into your gf face.

patricia: kyle shot me with his air hard gun last night

gilbert: do you mean air soft gun ??
patricia: no.

Try-hard squanikz

Someone who says there not a try hard but sweats like a poopy head tbh

They say there not a try-hard.try-hard squanikz