1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars
2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"
3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"
4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"
5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N
Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
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simply the gayest thing a member of society can do. An action such as this is a confession of love from one man to another man. This is like broke back mountain. West coast=best coast. Only if you're gay.
I took a picture of 2 rainbows. I tagged one as me, and one as my friend. I love him. I am a fagget. I went home and realized I was "tagging two dudes in a pic of 2 rainbows." Wow Im gay.
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When someone jumps off a 4 story building
"yo that dude just jumped off a 4 story building" "damn thats crazy..."
when you question why a homeless dude is on your dick
"yo why is there a homeless dude on my dick rn?" "shiii idk"
Sarah is such a cool person that when you see her you can't resist opening your mouth and say: "Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?"
Wow Sarah, why you look so cool dude?
Wow! Sarah why you look so cool dude?
Dude wow?! Sarah why you look so cool
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That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay
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