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Jacob is a wonderful and charming person to be around. He makes your life feel as if there is nothing to worry about because he will always support and love you and even reassure you. And even has some cute dimples and a beautiful smile and even laugh, and even super good looking. Don't even get me started he has good abs and a sexy V-line. But Jacob is a really sweet and amazing person to be around.
loves to piss on tables when he see's a good table you already know he's gonna piss on it, starting to think its his way of showing dominance.
oh yea thats just jacob pissing on that table over there its normal
A legendary gamer. He likes dogs, video games, and has a big comedic personality. He is a fucking badass legend
Girl 1: Oh, have you seen Jacobs brand new outfit
Girl 2: oh, mmm I just want to give him the biggest blow
(noun) A demon-soul filled spawn of Satan who sprouts wings to fly and crawls up walls like a spider. He appears to have the body of a skeleton and can swallow kids whole. He eats a bowl of freshly ground kittens each morning for breakfast. When he gets home, he lights fires in his anal cavity, then burns his crotch and prays to his father, the Dark Lord. He then goes and drinks the blood of his parents whom are chained up in his closet. Jacob rips off the flesh on his back so his bat-like wings can extend before he pulls off the rest of his flesh to reveal a hairy demonic figure. He then flies around town snatching the souls of children and torturing people in his cellar to make sure their soul is good enough to eat.
Damn call a priest that guys a total Jacob