A Jacob is a furry roleplayer who has violent tendencies and uses the Bible as an excuse for his actions. A Jacob is the type of person to repeatedly kick people under tables in the library after having a deep conversation about boundaries. Even though he's unbelievably weird everyone loves him and would throw hands with anyone who crossed him.
Person one : "This guy said he was going to stone me in the name of the Bible. He looks like he vapes."
Person two: "Oh that's Jacob."
The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie
Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell
jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.
jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.
loves slamming girls like dannielle
* jacob see's dannielle * *boing*
*jacob what the f**k was that*
*dannielle* that is some big dick energy
Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!
Jacob is sexy
Jacob is a person who likes to slap your ass in a no homo way or that's what people think. He loves swallow penis especially his boyfriends Jing Dong so if you give him a nickel he might just tickle your pickle. So he is fat and rolls like a doughnut but can't still seem to slide the Dm's
Friend1: do you have a spare nickel so Jacob can blow me
Friend2: sure he is really good at what he does