Noah is a boy who keeps calling alissa Moana which is not her NAME🤬
Noah: moana
Noah is a sweet, awkward guy who also manages to be a player. When his friends are not around, he is extremely sensitive and can be socially awkward. Some people in his friend group find him annoying but others make deep connections with him. He loves getting with girls, but often falls for people out of his league and ends up with unpopular girlfriends. He does not mind this, but his friends make fun of him. He cries easily and hates doing dirty work. Sometimes his friends ditch him and he has to hang out with younger people. If you have a Noah in your life, be nice to him and make a connection.
Boy "Ew why are you dating her."
Noah "Because she is my friend."
Boy "She is your rebound, you are too good for her. We will now ditch you."
Noah Cries.
Guy 1:HEY WHERE'S MY CHOLULA
Guy 2;idk NOAH probably took it
guy 1:and my viginity...
He’s the guy who fucks every girl in sight. He’s the guy you want to keep away from your sister because he might fuck her. He has a fetish for sisters especially if hes your neighbor
I had a neighbor named Noah last year and one night I caught him fucking my sister. Don’t ever stay with a Noah again
A Noah is the best person you will meet, he is sweet, funny and loves to work out. He is so kind hearted he will do anything for u, if he likes you he will show it he will tell u and flirt with you until you get the point. Noah are healthy af and will only eat carrots for dinner, and a granola bar for dessert. He is such a good kisser. He has the most handsome face you could, and would ever look at.
Girl 1: is that Noah the new guy
Girl 2: yea don't you recognize that handsome face
Girl 3: oh yeah I'm so stupid