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Waffle Maker

The process of someone pooping in a laptop and then closing it.

Look what Jared did to my laptop, now that's a waffle maker!

by Mister BamBum July 17, 2019


Waffle iron

Something you call somebody when they won’t stop fucking waffling on about dumb shit

stop being such a waffle iron

by Eggsalad69 May 15, 2020


waffle-iron

Someone who supposedly is a brave/strong person with "nerves and/or abs of steel", but who in reality totally wimps out and merely makes vague and indefinite remarks/excuses (i.e., "waffles") whenever a situation arises for him to actually assist/defend/protect someone or do anything else of any real use/effectiveness, especially in cases where his acting/intervening would risk offending others who are "important" to either him or others close to him.

Frustrated child: Anytime my parents are away, I'm always told to ask my Uncle John anytime I need help/advice with anything or to settle any disputes I may have with others, but he usually either claims to be too tired/busy or just smiles amusedly at my tearful complaining tirades and pretends not to understand what my problem is. What a waffle-iron!

by QuacksO June 09, 2018


Waffle iron

Someone who likes hearing themselves talk. These people will waffle on and on about things they know nothing about. See also: gobshite

Did you hear Jimmy talking about the game? What an absolute waffle iron.

by November 09, 2020


waffle iron

its a tool used to make waffles, contrary to the other definitions.

I use waffle irons to make waffles, what else would I do with them?

by TheBurningBox November 25, 2018


mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022


Waffle Maker 300

Alternative name for fluffy

This is my girlfriend: waffle maker 3000

by woah 101 September 30, 2020