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Someone who masturbates all the time , giving them the nickname Thomas the wank engine.
Thomas the wank engine ...fap ...fap ....fap
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A Cheeky Bum Wank is when a man slides a finger or a couple of fingers up another man's ass whilst having a wank in a public place. Usually in, but not limited to, public toilets.
Lee and Buck have gone to the toilet for a 'Cheeky Bum Wank'.
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To masturbate in a very specific way, involving both hands, one hand to choke one's self in a violent hateful way, the other hand to wrap around and under the leg to apply pressure and become numb. Then begin to masturbate vigorously while choking.
Person enioys domination and is no longer interested in good ol' fashioned salami slapping.
They begin to hatefuly choke themselves during the process out of frustration but it feels strange to do it alone .. what if someone else were involved? But they have no friends and nobody wants to touch their horrible body. How to make it feel as if someone else was stroking their johnson?
After experimentation they discover the reverse stranger and incorporate this, hooking their free arm around and under the leg to be sat and become numb before masturbating and choking, giving the feeling that a strange hand were performing the act.
Thus the reverse hate wank was born.
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Using chocolate bars for sexual pleasure.
Deirdre twanged herself off to daytime tv with the help of chocolate wanking sticks.
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To connect to an unsecured network, search the net for porn and have a wank
I was drivin last night & found a connection on my iphone, so I pulled over & had a Wi-fi wank!
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One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.
What is John up to tonight?
He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
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The act of standing above a female shortly before her alarm clock goes off and masturbating furiously. Just before her alarm goes off, you unleash all over her face in order to rise her from her slumbers.
My girl always sets her alarm earlier than she wants to get up and hits the snooze, so this morning I gave her a wank-up call to make sure she didn't keep sleeping.
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