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What all the fat fucks in the United States decided to do when they heard that a pandemic was coming.
No one knows exactly why this occurred since toilet paper cannot protect you from the No No Virus. If you ask a hoarder they will use the lazy excuse about indefinite quarantines as though that justifies buying 3 years worth from Costco by the pallet. Someone even made a website about this shit and of course, most everyone had too much butt paper. Go figure.
Some greedy good for nothings also tried to make a profit to “help their family”, only to get the banhammer from the Feds for selling Charmin at a 1200% markup on eBay. Amateurs.
You can find some pseudo-intellectual bullshit in the media about comfort and the bullwhip effect, yada yada - this is the nice way of saying people are retards and controlled by their reptilian impulses.
Many lulz will ensue in the coming months when things calm down and all the butt cucks try to return their paper paradise to Walmart, only to be told no and to gtfo.
My neighbor has been entertaining herself by engaging in toilet paper hoarding. She has 14 pallets and can’t even park her car in the garage anymore.
A racial slur used towards the teenage mutant ninja turtles.
These fucking toilet dwellers keep clogging my toilet!!
A term used to insult someone saying that they use the toilet to much.
"Brian you are such a toilet chomper, stop eating so much taco bell."
When you’re rushing to the bathroom because you gotta poop so bad.
Aw man, I gotta make a toilet dash!
the best person in this world
person 1: toilet dash
person 2: no
Someone whose main place of masturbation is a bathroom, and often after defacation.
“Joe over there definitely tugs over the toilet. Yep. He’s a toilet tugger.”
an expression of how good or thurl a person, place, or thing is
“Mom my dentist hurt my mouth”
“So the dentist wasnt litty titty toilet?”