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The Venus Thigh Trap is experienced when an unsuspecting male is lured by a women into being clinched between a her thighs during an intimate (unclothed) or romantic (clothed) encounter. The meaning is a hybrid of the following components:
1. The Roman goddess Venus, who is associated with love, beauty and fertility
2. The Venus Flytrap, the most commonly recognized and cultivated carnivorous plant
Like an insect caught in the Flytrap, if a man finds himself in this position, he may be either use what's left of his waning strength to wriggle free, or succumb to the woman in which case she has asserted her dominance.
Man recounting the events of the previous night: "I was making out with Amanda, and one thing led to another. But I really didn't want to sleep with her so I said we should take a break and watch TV. So one moment we were relaxing, and the next thing you know, she had me in a wicked Venus Thigh Trap. After that, I was done for, she had her way with me."
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It is when you tear the bill off of a duck and staple it to your penis and then poke the duck with the bill until it dies.
My friend has a fetish for Egyptian Bear Traps.
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U are on a beach and u dig two big fist size holes in the sand and cover them up with little branches and leaves. u wait till it gets dark and u bring ur girl out to have some anal sex and when u get a good rhythm going u move closer and closer to the hole till her hands fall in the holes and she cant move and u tap that ass all Night!
Girl: what the fuck last night my hands got stuck into 2 holes in the sand! and u went crazy on my asshole
Guy: hmm? really i think there is a word for that its: u have just been Jamaican Sand Trapped bitch!
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the filthiest of all women. loose, usually drunk hoes.
they will crawl into bed with you, and before you know what happened, you may be a baby's daddy. Beware of this species, many carry viruses, bacteria, and crabs.
"Did you see that trap-ass ho? She just came out of the bathroom with man-goo on her eyebrow!"
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trap stamp is a woman who is known for being a slut and she is then considered and labeled a trap stamp
Did you see that girl i was with last night, "Yeah you knows shes a trap stamp."
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Borrowed from the concept of the famous kids toy the Chinese finger trap, the Chinese Dick Trap takes it to the next level. It begins with two men, one circumcised and one not. The uncircumcised man pulls back the foreskin and both men touch tips. From there they stretch the foreskin over the head of the circumcised male. They each begin to tug back and forth trying to get free. After finding a perfect rhythm of tugging the men will naturally get aroused leading to one or both ejaculating. The ejaculate will create a perfect lubricant freeing the men of the Chinese Dick Trap.
Susie was surprised when she walked into her husbands office and found he and his colleague were standing with their dicks firmly attached to one another rocking back and forth. In both a state of shock and awe she asked what was going only to have her husband explain The Chinese Dick Trap. Just as he finished the explanation there was an explosion from the foreskin spraying semen all over Susie and and the entire office. Susie quickly tasted the semen and determined her husband was the one who broke free winning the game.
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A thirst trap so strong that no man can escape its grasp.
Did you see Brandi’s Instagram today? She’s got a steel thirst trap up that’s gonna bring them hoes.
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