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hiroshima turd

An individual has to shit extremely bad and holds it in for an extended period of time. When they finally find a toilet, unbuckle, place on the toilet seat, cut loose, and the shit pile in toilet resembles a mushroom cloud. Looking like cauliflower sticking out of the water.

Eric had to shit terribly bad, however McDonald's was closed. When he finally got home he unleashed a hiroshima turd. All civilians were killed upon detination.

by Darknessthemexican December 8, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


bear turd

a large or "fat" nugget of marijuana, usually hydroponically grown.

Holy shit bobby where did you get that fuckin bear turd? Let's roll that bad boy up. I bet we could get 4 or 5 jibby jabby's out of that

by tarballs September 20, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd waxing

The act of removing unwanted pubic hair mimicking a brazilian wax by spreading fresh softened feces around your genital region, and allowing to dry for a considerable length of time. This could take days or even months. Then when the applied defacation has dried into a tough crusted form one removes the entire sheath ripping of all pubic hair. The odor and pain is part of the process.

Dude when I slid it in there was no resitance. My bawls are like silk due to turd waxing!

by Jessa Pee June 1, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd mongrel

1).A turd comprised with chunks of undigested food such as corn

2).Multiple turds from different donors stuck together, usually found in port-o-pottys and gas-station restrooms

"After eating that corn today, next time i shit there's gonna be a huge turd mongrel in the toilet"

by bitch faced angler aka Jar-Jar July 28, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


turd gen

a third generation camaro made from 82-92 usually having the infamous turd 305 engine and automatic transmission that needs paint and bodywork.4th gen V6's can usually beat them , especially the 3.8 lol/when your third gen v8 camaro runs 15-16's in the quarter mile/spray painted interior that looks about ghey

Brandon ran his turd gen at tha local 1/8 mile strip and got a 10.50 out of it(turd)
Damn brandons 1991 305 Camaro RS Automatic is frikin hawt!, Its got spray painted interior(blue) with Lightning Audio Subwoofers in the back , complete with autozone breather and walmart floor mats .... what a turd gen

by henrypissesuoff March 22, 2007

9๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


punk turd

A stupid girl who likes to be all up on other people's boyfriends and thinks that playin with people's emotions is a freakin frackin game!! but it's not BIATCH!

aun joli ferguson is a freaking punk turd cause she's always on other people's people!!

by jada berry August 13, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Turd Burglar

This is any and all actions taken by Steve S. when he gets bored. He burgles turds. Green ones, red ones, purple ones. When he is around, no turd goes un-burgled.

Steve is such a turd burglar and muncher. Also, a flaming fucktard of stripper fuck turd shit!

by Bob Schway May 16, 2006

10๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž