Uncle Crunckle

Uncle Crunckle is the life of the party, he's that guy that you wish you were even just for the moment... No! He's not!

In fact you loath him, you can't stand him, he literally is a Man Child to the highest power. Fully lives in his half-ass attempt delusions of his "Glory Days" takes zero accountability, he always has a story to one up yours, and that's just a treat to watch him unravel his seemly endless fabricated life events. His the type that if he watched your children for the night, the kids would come back smelling of puke, regret, a missing tooth, and a serious drug addiction... They might even own someone money... When the Unc gets Crunc stay out of that warpath of a life full of failure and fuck ups about to take you down with it, if you step near it, regardless of your intent

This is someone you do feel bad for though because they have so much humanity, and a giant heart, they just can't get their shit together at all, and it's a shame...

Samuel: "Fittin' to run the trail of beers down later, set a new record, than prank call the suicide hotline if you wanna time me, bro!"

Luke: "You're sending some real Uncle Crunckle vibes *starts playing Yeah! By Usher ft. Lil John* I'm down to be penetrated bro!"

Uncle Pudge

Uncle pudge is the hottest man alive. girls names paris is very obsessed over him. Uncle pudge is so sweet, caring, and have a great body. His wife has no competition because paris will always win no matter what. Uncle pudge WILL marry paris no matter what happened. Uncle pudge will catch a case JUST for a girl named paris.

Have you send Uncle pudge? WELL HES TAKEN BY P.O

Uncle Sam Special

While giving a person anal, you rob their pockets of all their money.

I gave her the old uncle sam special.

Ur uncle bisexual

Roast: worse than ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian combined

Little Boy: Ur mom gay
Big Boy: Ur dad lesbian
Little Boy: *chokes coughs almost faints* wel uhhh ur uncle bisexual
Big Boy: *ded*

My pussy in your uncle’s ass

Its used when a girl is getting jumped by 2 or more men and she is alone

My pussy in your uncle’s ass right you mamas soul

great-great-cousin-uncle

Great-grandparent's male first cousin.

My great-great-cousin-uncle is a good person.

Gran-Uncle

that country nigga that has a nephew thats older than him that have produce offspring, related to old man baby

i pulled up to my great-grandma house to find my Gran-uncle bumping some Theodis Ealey - Stand Up In It, this country ass nigga