That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.
I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.
Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.
Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.
The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner
I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses
The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.
Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me
The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!
Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.
Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others
a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”
“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”
“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”