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Weed Sit-ups

That abdominal exercise you do when you’re kicked back on the couch and you need to reach the cannabis on the coffee table.

I started doing weed sit-ups instead of laying my pipe on the couch, so I can eat whatever I want and lose weight.

by Trillith November 28, 2021


weed hound

Someone that smokes a shit load of weed.

Ever since Carlos got deported, he's become a major weed hound.

by wah1232 March 18, 2017


Weed-Kisses

The act of exhaling/blowing cannabis smoke into the genital orifice of a sexual partner

I got so stoned after my husband gave me weed-kisses

by Zemonic Indigo December 21, 2024


Farmer weed

The smell of weed which has the smell of a farm. Smells like hay or a barn with a hint of horse shit.

Wow that's some farmer weed, it reminds me

by Money_bag May 5, 2020


Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...

John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.

by G. George V October 12, 2011


Weed Whacker

A girl that only goes for a guy because they have drugs.

Guy: Hey what you doin this weekend?
Girl: Sorry I’m taken
Guy: I got a few puffs and a bong back at mine you wanna come???
Girl: Oh actually my boyfriend just broke up with me so yeah sure
Guy: Actually you know what no... your just a weed whacker just like the others

by Slimetheboss July 5, 2020


Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers

by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024