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Low in carbon usage. Carbon is what we create when we work or even breath. Making a product like shampoo puts out a certain amount of carbon. When transporting it to the store the amount of fuel burnt is carbon.
When trucking that product to the store they burnt less fuel so it was a low carbon delivery.
She smiled, no teeth, said something about stop counting the votes and I put her down as a low I.Q. Democrat....but I spell it Republican.
Dad: son, we have to go to lowe’s
Son: why do we have to go to that boring place?
A way to refer to midnight— the opposite of high noon.
Rebecca: “Meet me at Low Moon under the bridge and we will talk.”
The banana in the bunch that is easiest to pick. The outlier banana hanging on by a thread, just BEGGING to be picked. The easy choice. The bitch-boy choice.
In reference to the more commonly used phrase “low-hanging fruit”, the banana is a specific fruit. Naming a specific fruit makes the phrase more funny. I don’t make the rules, that’s just fruit joke science.
“Oh, he seems to have picked the low banana” the sports commentator made as he watched a golfer attempt to make an easy shot, but epically fail.
A mental midget and exceptionally pea-brained manlet. Known for drowning in puddles and shot glasses in addition to requiring emergency rescue after being pinned down under knocked over garden gnomes following unsuccessful mating attempts that the diminutive and deviant little manlet boy shamefully yet amusingly engaged in due to his extensive history of brutal rejections by the universality of womenfolk (as is customary for all manlets), the both mentally and physically stunted low IQ manlet is prone to manlet rage and can often be found locked in mortifying catfights with other low IQ manlets over the last magic height boosting suppository that the silly manlets bought online. Highly susceptible to manlet cope and manlet mathematics, the injudicious low IQ manlet can at times be detected as he stumbles past the manlet pit in your local gym wearing nothing but high heels poorly concealed by bell bottom leggings in a vain attempt at lifting with the manmores for once in his lamentably lowly little life.
Petite sissy manlet: I have finally overcome manletism! I measured myself and I just grew by half a foot! Formidable manmore: Lol, you're still wearing your six inch high heels, you low IQ manlet. Now spare me the hissy fit, stop crying and grow up!
When you're having anal sex with a girl, and stick your testicles in her vagina, while your penis is still in her butthole.
Bro, I was hitting that bitch from the back yesterday and I gave her a Wisconsin low-five. She vigorously came all over my bed sheets!