Kyle is a person who acts happy around friends but at home is emotionless and runs on Windows XP, also has a tendency to take meat off the table and consumes meat at an alarming rate.
Sometimes known as Mexican or El Hefé de el hefé a man of complicated regard that has been known to persue a meal on all fours.
eetswa adlay that will stomp anyone for their ntays.
Kyle: what size are your shoes ya dog
Brendan: size 6 womens
Kyle: hand em ova cuz
Brendan: 'gets stomped'
Kyle: eetswa adlay
Also Kyle: geet out of my face
Brendan: okay i will
Kyle: 'gets back in face' ESHAAAAYYYYYSSSSS
Kyle is an big dick man who is very small but gets pussy from unborn sister
Kyle is a the edgiest snek ever and be careful not to step on a faucet of passion around him because you may actually die
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor
Omg kyle ur such a snek
Jeez kyle why u gotta be such a snek
Wow kyle ur armor is shinning today