Kyle

Kyle is a person who acts happy around friends but at home is emotionless and runs on Windows XP, also has a tendency to take meat off the table and consumes meat at an alarming rate.

Sometimes known as Mexican or El Hefé de el hefé a man of complicated regard that has been known to persue a meal on all fours.

"Oh, hey Kyle, como el llama"

Kyle

eetswa adlay that will stomp anyone for their ntays.

Kyle: what size are your shoes ya dog
Brendan: size 6 womens
Kyle: hand em ova cuz
Brendan: 'gets stomped'
Kyle: eetswa adlay
Also Kyle: geet out of my face
Brendan: okay i will

Kyle: 'gets back in face' ESHAAAAYYYYYSSSSS

Kyle

Slutty bitch

Your mother looks like a kyle

Kyle

Generally got slaves known as Tom and ethan

Kyle usually has ethan but today he has tom

Kyle

The kind of man that wins via Google and is always sad on people

Kyle why you being sad on me

Kyle

Kyle is an big dick man who is very small but gets pussy from unborn sister

It’s very big big Kyle

Kyle

Kyle is a the edgiest snek ever and be careful not to step on a faucet of passion around him because you may actually die
Don’t even think about crossing his path because he is always a knight in shinning armor

Omg kyle ur such a snek
Jeez kyle why u gotta be such a snek

Wow kyle ur armor is shinning today