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A older woman who has no biological children of her own. Usually single but may have androgynous male/female life partner. Typically these women own 1-3 cats but sometimes many more, and treat them as if they were their own human spawn. Many times these unique individuals can be seen attempting to walk their cats on leashes, attending cat adoption fairs, and parked sideways in the middle of 3 lanes chasing a stray cat across the freeway.
Jane: Oh look there's a homeless woman!
Jim: No honey, that's just one of those creepy cat mommies. Look see how she's got a leash on her cat?
Jane: Oh wow, now I see it! That is creepy and awesome at the same time. I've actually never seen a Cat Mommy ever before!
Jim: Here, go pose with her and I'll take a picture!
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The most sarcastic emojis out there. Used by crazy cat ladies and my cat Gerald.
"People that use cat emojis are so weird"
"No they're not Amy, they are being sarcastic 😹."
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The pungent, aromatic nectar that leaks from a cat's eyes when you hug it too hard.
Fluffy is full of cat juice. Watch, I'll prove it.
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Trying to make original, funny jokes but ending up with the mass production of overused dank memes
John said his new YouTube video was going to be unique but the final product was filled with "Deez nuts memes and pictures of doges" .
He's gone and done a snoop cat...
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anywhere you cut or pierced yourself. if accompanied by a glare at someone else, it means they did it to you. (not owning up to harm caused you by your friends is not spineless, it is loyal, and they would do the same for you. espec. if you were just messing around and someone got hurt)
"ohh this slash on my wrist? my cat scratched me."
"ohh this scar on my arm? (glare) my cat bit me." (my friend stabbed my in the arm with her pencil)
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Static electricity that comes about from the petting of cats.
Don't touch the cat... his fur is loaded with cat lightning.
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A derogatory term often used to describe friendless butch lesbians who endlessly scour tennis courts in hopes of finding a partner.
It also to someone who has had the same poor haircut continually for over a decade.
Cat Barn's parents know that they will never have grandchildren without the help of in vitro fertilization.
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