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kentucky long bread

when you put a women or mans nose between your butt cheeks and take a dump so when it slides out it gets cut in half by the other persons nose and goes all over their face.

Last night I Kentucky long breaded someone.

by john rambo November 10, 2007


DLL (Daddy Long Legs)

A DLL is a very attractive male usually in college and also in a Fraternity. Below are the main characteristics of your typical DLL
1. 6' and above
2. Tone/Muscular
3. Perfect teeth
4. Blessed with a cute name
5. Brown/Blonde hair
6. Green/Blue eyes
7. Clean cut & Shave
8. That Jawline
9. Eyebrows on fleek
10. Knows how to dress
11. Good Personality (aka Not a fuck boy)
12. Possibly a few tattoos
13. Got to have that "Flow"

If you ever encounter a guy that is blessed with these characteristics, understand that he was sent from the Gods and you need to snatch that shit up before its too late.

Hanna: "Do you know that guy over there in the hat?"
Rory: "Yes, Jackson. He has the sexiest green eyes and is to ripped. Could a DLL (daddy long legs) except...."
Hanna: "What?"
Rory: "He's a Soul eater".
Hanna: "Damn Gingers, fucking things up"
Rory: "What a scrub. Common, lets dip the fuck on outta here"

by clarkey98 September 25, 2016


Taking the long horse for a short walk

Generally, this term is used by those who need to release urine. The symbolism of "long horse" and "short walk" are up to the user's interpretation.

John: You know, though our conversation is enthralling, I admit I must taking the long horse for a short walk. In other words, I must urinate, as you may know from the saying's entry on Urban Dictionary.
Jane: Ok.

by Long Horse Short Walk October 03, 2021


The Long-Nosed Geezer Flip

Carnival event where you have to flip an old man with a tengu mask on over your shoulder. You flip the geezer by grabbiing the nose of his tengu mask and hurling him over your shoulder at a target. The person whose geezer hits the bullseye (or who survives) wins.

Weezer Mcretard always wins the Long-Nosed Geezer Flip every year....but the stingy butthole won't tell me his secret!

by RatchetBoo April 29, 2003


foot long dingle dong

your dick is long.

joe: damn boy you got a foot long dingle dong!

jhon: what the fuck does that mean

by gaming3000 January 22, 2021


It's okay as long as you gay

When sb is doing some gay shit, but he is actually gay so he is allowed to do it.

Guy1: ey dave sucked a dick yesterday

Guy2: but I heard he is gay
Guy1: oh okay it's okay as long as you gay I guess

by Thegaymasterofcontrol May 15, 2018


Stays a beat too long

To remain in a general area long after your assistance is no longer required, needed.

"You know, after Bill fixes my computer, he hangs around long after the problem is fixed. That dude always stays a beat too long."

by CollieK February 03, 2010