Worst Shower Ever!!

Phrase used at band camp by the sole timpani player after having a bad shower experience.

Worst Shower Ever!!

First it was cold,

Then it was colder,

Then it was SCALDING!!

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12 hour shower

When doing something that causes physical,mental,or spiritual filth that far exceeds the very bowels of Hell(EX:Stan Lee selling Marvel Comics to the Corporation of Disney)... you must embark...the 12 hour shower. The action of taking a shower that last 12 hours, no more, and no less. For the ceremony to actually start you have to be in the shower for at least 2 hours prior. For if you embark on this journey of self revelation and stop the shower before 12 hours,you will explode in a flaming bag of poo and turn into a crippled rabbit. If you are in the shower for more than 12 hours, you will die right there, and in the after life you will have to listen to Ke$ha non stop. Only the most keenest of minds, the strongest of willpower,and the strength of Hercules can take on this task of Gods. It takes more than a century of training in several disciplines to accoplish this goal. So, do you think you have the balls?

Woman 1: "I was just rapped by Mickey Mouse. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Man 1: "I just watched the end of 'The Green Mile'. Time for a 12 hour shower."

Transvestite Alien: "I just saw the end of 'Alien vs Predator' and have lost my faith in my religion of scientoglogy. Time for a 12 hour shower."

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Mexican Shower

Running sink water through your hair, often leaving it undryed.

Connor: Carson go take a shower

*Carson comes back after taking Mexican Shower*

Connor: Dude, all you did was put water in you're hair

Carson: It looks good and it's clean

Connor: No it's not, it makes everyone hate you

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Mexican Shower

When a person, usually male, bathes heavily in cologne and body spray to make up for bad odor due to lack of proper hygiene.

Most commonly done by people of Mexican, or Puerto Rican descent.

"I can smell Ricardo's cologne from here"

"He took a mexican shower before we came to Taco Bell..."

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mexican shower

to change your shirt and put on a grip of cologne

ah shit! i have to be ready in 2 min i better take a mexican shower

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shower pool

When you dont have a pool but you have a cold shower to cool you down, preferably water temperture resembling pool conditions.

its so damn hot today, i think im gonna take a dip in the shower pool.

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Kowalski Shower

When four ethnic men, one of which is Italian, hold you under a shower head, while the shower is running and while you are unconscious, and have there way with you.

Dude, at that party last night, Steve got a Kowalski Shower.

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