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Performed after a Red Balloon. To stpo the beeding, put a hair dryer in someone's ass to cauterize any bleeding from popped hemerroids.
Chastity's bleeding was uncontrolable this time, we had to resort to a Hot Air Balloon
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When a male farts in a vagina and then has sex with the vagina, then the vagina queefs and the male smells queef/fart combination.
Jared: Yo mike did you smell that redneck air freshener?
Mike: yeah dude! That was so raunchy!
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Bob: "Where will the United States obtain its next generation of war fighters?"
Tom: "No need to recruit now, Bob. The Air Force Academy will take care of our nation's needs for at least another 20 years."
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'Humping air' can have 2 meanings:
1. Noting someone else that he/she is making stuff up.
2. Confirming of admitting you got something wrong.
1. "You're telling me that you can lift up a car with one hand? You're humping air, mate."
2. "Mach 1 is 1000 km/h, right? Or am I humping air now?"
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The Air Technician is a sexy bisexual female with tattoos. She has no STDs and her pussy is shaved. She is the home girl around town, everybody loves her. She can party like a wild girl, and can be chill in every group. Oh and has purple hair and is from, Colorado.
I need to find an Air Technician to complete my life, when I find her I will marry her and never let her go. Get an Air Technician in my life and always treat her right.
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An explanation for the current practice of parents keeping their kids inside all the time. These are the same kids who have allergies to everything because they have no immunity to anything. These kids are McChildren for the most part. This is also called grass poisoning and sunshine poisoning.
All these fat kids with allergies have suffered from fresh air poisoning.
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A game played by airline pilots and air traffic controllers. The game has no rules, and neither side knows how it is played, but the goal is to prevent flights from arriving in time for passengers to make connecting flights.
Flying used to be fun, but its not with this air traffic control shit.
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