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The day that the best girl in the world popped out of her mama's vajay jay.
Today is April 15th move out the way mother truckers!!!!
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The day amazing people are born , and btw there name prolly starts with and e ;). They also are prolly big fatass weebs or kpop stans . But there one thing you will know is that they will always be lonely asf
:Hey jon you know what day it is?
Jon: no i dont why?!
: Its fucking April 14th the day amazing people are born !!!
Jon:oh shit your right!
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National take a girl's hoodie day, unlike national give a girl your hoodie day, this is the opposite.
Hey its April 24
I wonder where Meshoney is!
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national beat the shit out of r@pists / self defense day.
it takes only 7 pounds to rip an ear off.
fuck all those basement dwelling tiktok boys who thought it was "cool" to make a "r@pe day".
person 1: it's april 24th
person 2: time to go beat the shit out of rapists
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If you birth is on this day you adopted. Think about if your parents say "your birthday is today" on april 1st they are pranking you.
Dad: Your birthday is today, April 1st
You: Really?!
Dad: Ya its today is the day my girlfriend, your mom, went into labor with my kid.... APRIL FOOLS
You: Wait so your girlfriend didn't go into labor on april 1st?
Dad: My girlfriend did but not your mom >;)
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The day George Washington and his men forced some aliens back to their home planet. The weeks leading up to the event were filled with strange occurrences, such as pyramids and crop circles randomly showing up. The battle lasted 30 minutes and although the aliens had better technology, George Washington had more men and was aided by a nearby town who was angry that their crops were being destroyed. Also, it's believed that a time machine arrived mid-battle and dropped off Abraham Lincoln in a tank. After the great battle, many of the soldiers gained the power to generate electricity because of radiation, all the toilet buckets were covered in invisible force fields, and they realized that snakes had moved into their food supply.
And that is why we all celebrate April 1st by electrocuting each other with rings, putting plastic wrap on toilets, and giving each other cans full of rubber snakes.
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