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Baby daddy

The father of your child; the one who was committed to having sex with you, getting you pregnant but wont commit to marriage. He usually a sorry ass motherfucker who loves you and makes you all kind of promises until you get pregnant. A trifling nigga that got you pregnant stuck around for a little while till shit got to hard and then he left his family for bitch with who wants to get pregnant on purpose because none took her seriously for being a hoe and fucking the entire work environment. A man lies about you and tells the world everything was your fault but get mad and want to kill the nigga he see you talking because yall aren't together anymore. The petty motherfucker who puts a front for the world about his kids but in real life he's a sorry ass joke for the way he treats the mother of his children.

Damn my baby daddy is being petty Bc he thinks I'm talking to some nigga.

by TheRealestOfThemALL July 20, 2015


Catch a baby

To become pregnant.

She's got a good chance of graduating if she doesn't catch a baby.

by Spanky C May 18, 2010


Baby Sas

Refers to Baby Sasquatch, a person who is short, stocky and hairy. This person is usually pretty badass.

Did you see that clerk? He was a Baby Sas.

by Kevin Dyer September 25, 2006


single baby

The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.

Boy: Hey do you have a boyfriend?<br>
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.

by Magnolia-Rae April 12, 2008


Hell Baby

A freakishly long dick so as to be considered from a hellish demon.

My boyfriend's hell baby ripped me a new one so I couldn't walk for a month!"

by Winka Oshcock September 26, 2008


Toast Babies

toast babies are what they sound like, baby toasts. made with tiny pieces of

bread and a toaster {tiny toaster is optional} they must be made with love and

both parties must consent to making them, nothing may be forced. they must have

at least two parents although they may have up to 9. if you happen to have

someone that is 76 years of age or older you may then add 2 additional parents

allowing the older people to take naps at regular intervals. if someone asks you

to make toast babies with them you should agree for this is a most amazing

offer. for it shows that they think you will show the toast babies enough love

and are fit to be a toast parent. it is frowned upon to not eat your toast

children after playing with them for a minimum 5 minutes, and is also forbid

that you eat them before 5 minutes. {rule does not apply to normal sized toast}

the toast children are happy to be eaten to both complete their life goals and

to nourish their loving parents. it is okay to be sad about your toast babies

being gone also.

person 1 walking up with a bag of mini bread

{not to be confused with mini waffles}

and a toaster says to person 2

"will you make toast babies with me?"

"gasp," says person 2. "what an honnor of course i will help you to make our

toast babies"

then they scamper off to find an electrical outlet and make their toast babies.

by CannibalHobo January 28, 2010


craven baby

The baby that comes 9 months after the renouned country jamboree at craven, the sex party of saskatchewan.

I'm afraid that i was too drunk at the jamboree and might end up with a craven baby.

by r0yse January 27, 2009