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An African-American man of large build.
I'm suing Pizza Hut because they put BIGBLACK on my receipt instead of my name! Yeah, sure, I'm a big black guy, but I will still sue because I'm insecure!
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Black women are the most beautiful woman on this planet. They can come in shades as white to black. They are the most envious women on this planet. The media say they are not beautiful because they don't look like the boring white woman. They been talked down on being called ugly because they are real beauty, but the white race keep brainwashing them into thinking they are ugly because of their natural hair and dark skin, so some will perm their hair and bleach their skin. Now days a lot of black women wear their natural hair and embrace what grows out of their head. They are realizing they are really beautiful and the white race are just jealous of the way they look they want their bodies and features, some will say they don't want it but they are lying to themselves.
That black woman is gorgeous
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an 8th grade aspiring pop star with the amazing hit single "Friday" in which she pops around with her awkward buddies and sings about the weekend.
Friend: Hey, Rebecca Black, what day is it?
Rebecca: FRIDAY, FRIDAY, YESTERDAY WAS THURSDAY. TOMORROW IS SATURDAY AND SUNDAY COMES AFTERWARDS.
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The only good character in the whole Twilight series. Actually CARES about Bella, instead of being an over-controlling stalker (see Edward Cullen).
Edward Cullen fan: OMG!!! EDWARD IS SOOO HAWT!!!
Jacob Black fan: STFU!!! Jacob actually cares about Bella! Edward is just a controlling, stalker douchbag!
Edward fan: YOU STFU!!! BELLA AND EDWARD WERE MADE FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Jacob fan: Whatever, you brainwashed twit! (kills Edward fan)
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1(a). To signal (the driver of a racing car) to proceed immediately to the pits.
1(b). The act of hanging a black flag from your car window to let other divers know to get the hell out of your way and take their asses back to the pit stop.
2. The act of waving a gun before discharge.
Rick Ross: "Yo let's go tear through town in your Benz and intimidate people. We need to get out here grinding."
DJ Khaled: "Word We'll go Black Flagging today at 4:20; we takin' over! deuces!."
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Tyler Perry.
In reference to the American actor, director, playwright, screenwriter, producer, author, and songwriter Tyler Perry. Perry wrote and produced many stage plays in the South during the 1990s and early 2000s. Many correlations and comparisons have been made of Tyler Perry to the 16th century English poet and playwright, William Shakespeare widely regarded as the greatest writer in the English language and the world's pre-eminent dramatist.
Hey, you see the new Madea film?
Yeah it was brilliant.
I know right. Tyler Perry is the new Black Shakespeare.
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