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A sexual act out of state that never actually happened
Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year
1 year later... u totally didn't
A female that will do just about anything to acquire cocaine. She usually doesn’t hold the best hygiene and her top priority is getting high on coke. She usually doesn’t hold a primary residence, she just goes party to party trying to get high. A standard deal is getting a BJ for a gram.
Dude 1: hey I noticed at that party u went in the downstairs bedroom with that dirty blow whore for a while.
Dude2: yeah I traded her a half gram for a handy.
Dude 1: not surprised. That chick will do anything for a line of coke.
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
Find yourself a Joe and give him a blow. It’ll make his day 🤤🍆💦
Happy Blow Joe Day!
Getting too excited. Or to Cum.
"I just blew my beans"
"I'm gonna blow my beans"
Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face
The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life
Blow job bob is the abbreviation of BJB. A blow job bob is a person which always blows you. It can also be other names that can replace the last B. For example BJJ (Blow job Jamie)
Hey girl, wanna be my blow job bob!p?
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