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when you see someone you want to be friends with because they are interesting, attractive, or otherwise fly
I have a friend boner for this kid on my floor because he looks so cool but we haven't ever spoken.
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1. when a situation is so sad and unhappy, it represents a sad semi-flaccid erection.
2. the act of having a sad, semi-flaccid erection
Example One:
Bro1: -texts bro2- Wanna go get some chinese?
Bro2: -responds- Can't, gotta work til midnight.
Bro1: Sad boner
Example Two:
Girlfriend: I don't think you should come stay over tonight, It's that time of the month
-Boyfriend, having an actual sad boner, responds "Sad boner"-
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When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.
Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"
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when too many dudes are at a gathering, and there needs to be a little more female pressence
what the hell is up with the boner party? I'm out.
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A beach boner is the hard-on a guy gets on a beach.
When I was a teenager, I went to a beach in Hawaii with my family, and I got an embarrassing beach boner in my speedos!
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a guy who lives in the basement, smokes a lot of weed, and bangs his asian whore like she's a vietnamese hooker. (easy definintion:a guy who smokes weed and bangs asian chicks,)
A Boner the Stoner is a guy who lives in your and basement comes home to find a asian hooker in his bed.
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