truffle butter

butter in a truffle

gimme some truffle butter in that truffle

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Butt Butter

A man's sperm that is left in the butt or in between the butt cheeks to become stale.

I'm not going in there until you scrape that butt butter off.

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bread and butter

A type of pickles. Sweet, but not quite as sweet as sweet pickles, and sold in little slices to go perfectly on a platter when entertaining.

"What kind of pickles should I get?"

"Bread and butter."

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butter nugget

butter nugget(v./n.) - The sexual act of buttering a shaved testicle and inserting into the anus of one's partner

I gave my girlfriend a butter nugget the other night.

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duck butter

The dry crusty build-up in and around your eyes that is present when waking up in the morning.

Baby, wash that duck butter out of your eyes before you leave the house.

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butter lips

when a person is gorgeous and you know you want them, until you hear them start talking, and he/she is a complete idiot/bigot/anything that is a total mood kill

I wanted to tap the guy in the corner until he said GW Bush was the second messiah. Boy's got butter lips.

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MEnut Butter

The butter than comes from my nuts
Me=Me
Nut=My Nuts
Butter=Substance like semen
Hence Menut butter
Also rhymes with peanut butter so thats also cool

Me: Hey Lisa, would you like a MEnut butter sandwich?
Lisa: Yeah. I love peanut butter.
Me: Oh. No, I wasn't talking about the spread made from peanuts, I was talking about my cum.
Lisa: Oh
Me: So, what will it be?
Lisa: Can I have both?
Me: Of course

Guy 1: Dude I'm gonna make some mad cash by selling my homemade menut butter at the menut butter store.
Guy 2: Sperm Bank?

Hank: My menut butter sells by the pound. What can I say?Chicks love it.

Dude 1: Oh man, I just got menut butter all over my hands.
Dude 2: Noob! Get the fuck away from me.

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