1/14/04

A day of tragedy.

The day GOATSE was taken from us forever.

1/14/O4 NEVER FORGET.

A sad day/

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RULE #1

Discovered in the eternal search for wisdom by the relentless Joshiro007, it the one thing you must always remember when involved in a serious relationship...RULE#1:

Hurt me once, shame on you.
Hurt me twice, shame on ME.

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Death Con 1

Death Con 1 is when ur girlfriend/fiance/wife is on there period. Thus they flip and your fucked.

Bill: Hey, Monica, can you pass the chips?
Monica: Get off your ass and get them yourself!
Jay to Bill: Are you in Death Con 1?
Bill to Jay: Yup

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1 finger up

Means your #1 and get all the bad hoes

Oh no Alex has 1 finger up, hide your girlfriends

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1 inch pinch

Someone who has a 1 inch dick.

Did you see Jonathan's 1 inch pinch? It was so tiny.

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5-10-1

A girl who is rated a 5 in the low light of the bar, a 10 after a lot of beer, and a 1 in the morning, after having sex when she was a 10.

I picked up a 5-10-1 last night, i was way too wasted.

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4-5-1

The devil's gift to football. Teams that play 4-5-1 usually want to play to a 0-0 draw, attack only when it is absolutely necessary to do so, and make their supporters want to sleep at their seats.

Managers who like to play 4-5-1 include Sven Goran Eriksson and Jose Mourinho.

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