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A "subjects photographed without their knowledge" show where you're given sweets to recompense you for having your picture taken.
Many children hate da whole "watch the birdie" ordeal, so using da "candied camera" method can help said ordeal feel less stressful.
when you have an attractive person as your wingman
John's hot co-worker is taken, but she offered to be his wing candy when they go to happy hour
The first week of school where real duties haven't kicked in and you are allowed to act irresponsibly.
'Wait, are you sure you want to go to the party? It's on a Wednesday!!'
'Yes, dude, relax... It's Candy Week!'
A specific type of metabolism sometimes converts excess candy into alcohol. The person with that metabolism then becomes candy-drunk.
A: Did you see karen yesterday?
B: Yea bruh she was so candy-drunk.
Similar to criffing and spooing but mixing the dried ejaculate with MDMA before snorting it.
The act of ejaculating onto a portable mirror, letting the ejaculate dry into a crust, then using a razor blade to scrape up the crust into a powder, mixing it with MDMA, making lines and snorting it.
This stripper I hooked up with did a candy shot of my dried splooge before heading back to work
When you take a popsicle and fuck a fat chick's pussy with it to make her pig snout looking pussy lips taste good.
I licked that fat bitch's pussy, but only after I made sure she had candied pig lips so she tasted better.
the most underrated fucking thing ever
fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man