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the act of using a turd as if it was a crayon/colored pencil, and drawing a moustache and/or beard on your friend (or enimies) face. when their asleep, or course.
"hey marshall! did you hear about how Christian gave Josh a chocolate moustache?!"
"yeah Juan, i heard he kinda got into it. and licked it all off."
"dude, i still cant belive they docked!"
"dude, i hear Josh was like a prison queen, and gave him amazing head!"
"i'll take that as him "cumming" out of the closet"
"lol, i always knew Christian liked his salad tossed with extra ranch dressing"
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the man on the chocolate axe commercials penis.
its yummy && tastes really good with whip cream.
NEW WAYS FOR A BLOJOB!!!!
:::his CHOCOLATE PENiS is yyyyyuuummmaaaayyyy!!
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While having sex with a girl doggie style, you put your thumb into her asshole then quickly pull it out and insert it into her mouth. (Just like when a baby sucks it's thumb)
I gave my girlfriend a "Chocolate Pacifier" for Easter.
I caught my neighbor trying to sneakily give his wife a chocolate pacifier.
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When a girl puts chocolate in her mouth while sucking a mans penis, then after his throbing penis is covered in chocolate, he puts it in her ass.
cash money: "Did you hear about Jovana on friday?"
Big noob: "no, why?"
cash money: "I guess she got a chocolate butt from steve"
Big noob: "o man, that's Hot."
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When a man fucks a girl in the ass, and the girl shits on the the mans chest, turns around and then proceeds to jump on the mans chest that has been covered in her shit. Thus creating a "Chocolate Moonpie".
Jimmy: "Did you hear? Tommy got Chocolate Moonpied yesterday."
Sally: "No I didn't, what the fuck is Chocolate Moonpied?"
Jimmy: "Well, Tommy was fucking a chick in the ass last night, and she shit on his chest, and then turned around and belly flopped onto his chest after she shit on him!"
Sally: "That is soooooo hottt."
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When you make your partner stand on their head, give them an enema, and then insert a straw into thier anus and drink. This is best when the enema has been chilled for a good 30 minutes.
Jesse and I were feeling really kinky last night, so I did a chocolate slurpee on him.
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the chocolate factory is a sexual move most aptly defined by its many steps, ergo the chocolate factory. first, the man chews chocolate into his mouth until melted, and then proceeds to spit into the woman's asshole. She then discharges it onto the man's penis and follows by eating it off the man's genitals. The process repeats until all the chocolate is eaten or absorbed into the body.
Aww man, I'm so tired, I was up doing the chocolate factory with my girl.
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