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1. A cleaning device that is used for vaginal cleansing
2. Anyone who is a complete a**hole and thinks they are better than everyone else
3. Someone who creates only life-size artwork of themselves on huge canvas, but it looks like crap
4. Richard Cranium aka D*** Head (get it...)
EXAMPLE ONE: Guy1: Why does Nick always paint life-size portraits of himself?
Guy2: I don't know, but they look like S***!
EXAMPLE TWO: Girls that sleep around a lot ie: whores must use a ton of douche bags to keep themselves clean...or at least I hope they do...
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a "satchel" is a really big bag... of "douche". So someone who is a really big douche bag, would be a "douche satchel"
an expletive, used in instances of anger/frustration
That guy almost hit me with is car, DOUCHE SATCHEL!
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The practices used by someone who is a douche rocket.
Where's Tom?
He off somewhere, engaging in douche rocketry, no doubt.
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An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.
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Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
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a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi
Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...
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a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...
u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...
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