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A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.
After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.
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The mixture of water vingar and vaginal secretion that come out when a women douches
She filled the toilet with douche vomit
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any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice
“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”
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a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi
Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...
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(krok-uh-doosh) -noun
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
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Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
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a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...
u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...
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