An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.
Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.
any vape, e-cigarette, or device used for smoking juice
“aye bro can i hit your douche flute?”
“nah bro ski”
“please bro one more hit bro bro”
(krok-uh-doosh) -noun
Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.
Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.
Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.
"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?
a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi
Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...
a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...
u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...
One who's usefulness in the general flow of things has expired; also one who's sense of humor is dry and outdated.
My boss thinks he knows everything, but he aint nothin but a douche bag.
If I wanted any shit from you I would cut off your head and grab a spoon, ya douche bag!