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Tenacious Douche

A very angry internet poster who has been known to cheat on occasion. Has been known to scam his way to the top.
Anything to win.

That guy is being a complete Tenacious Douche

by Toilet Monkey June 30, 2011

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douche lagoon

A person who is so self-absorbed and clueless that others cannot escape his or her company fast enough.

After the umpteenth time Martha's date interrupted her to talk about himself, she pretended to go to the restroom and left the douche lagoon with the check.

by Chupallama July 16, 2015

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Douche major

An individual whose parents paid for their education while said douche major gets drunk and watches wrestling.

Wrestling is on. my friend Aaron, the douche major is surely watching.

by Lourdes ginger October 15, 2018

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croca-douche

(krok-uh-doosh) -noun

Person wearing Crocs sandals and has an unnatural ability to offend everyone in their vicinity. Socks, popped collar and armband are optional and add to the level of douchebaggery.

Methinks I'll sharpen a stir-stick and jab it into Croca-douche's ear canal.

by abbycat0 June 20, 2009

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Douche House

Noun commonly used to criticize others by describing them as a whole house filled with douche bags, not just one. The ultimate act of disrespect.

"You have a distasteful sense of music"
"Hey man, why are you such a douche house?

by alpinestar March 23, 2009

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Douche Nazi

a person who is douche-esque; mean and tyrannical,spongy and assholic, like a Nazi, ergo, a douche Nazi

Clark: Hey Goldstein, my grandpa died in WWII
Billy: Really...I'm sorry man.
Clark: Yeah, he fell off the watch tower!
Billy: You're such a douche Nazi Clark...

by meatcube September 4, 2008

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douche bag

a pussy cleaner, plain and simple...

u can tell she hasnt used a douche bag lately...

by jakeinhott39 August 6, 2005

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