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an extreme level of drunkenness, usually used to refer to females no older than their mid-20's who are completely shitfaced drunk, a young Courtney Love.
OMG, I need a drink. I'm going out and getting KeSha drunk tonight!
Did you see those chicks playing beer pong with vodka? No, them bitches is trying to get Ke$ha drunk!
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Becoming drunk to the point of anger or easy irritability at items around but not related to the source of anger.
the first recorded use of the term "fuck salad drunk" was when a drunk man sat down at a restaurant with some friends, and ordered food. when the waitress returned he asked where his steak was. she said it was on the way soon and set down his salad, that came with the meal. he exclaimed "fuck salad!" and smacked the dish from the table, yelling "i want my steak!". the term spread from there to include all forms of over inebriation.
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Not being able to understand something, can not comprehend something, or can not handle something.
Example 1-
Guy 1: "This math test is so hard! What's the answer to number 5??"
Guy 2: "Dude i don't know, I'm way too drunk for this chicken!"
Example 2-
Guy 1: "Dude, i didn't know you could bench 225! Let me give it a shot"
Guy 2: "Ha, come on man, you're too drunk for this chicken."
Guy 1: "Man i ain't no Puss"
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When you get really drunk at night & then wake up and start drinking and telling embellished stories that fill in the parts of the night you don't remember - thus whiting them out and writing in whatever's funny.
HungoverNikon: Dude, we drank a lot of developer last night, eh?
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Yeah, I guess. I've had about five pints this morning. How'd you develop last night?
HungoverNikon: A bunch of rad longshots of the X-Games & some underwater stuff diving off Catalina.
HungoverbutnowrewastedCanon: Oh dude, I started out with some nude test shots & then I got really dosed. I had NBA sequences that A_tiba shot, K_ston sequences that A_tiba shot, & some N_SC_R stills that A_tiba shot, no big deal. I also got news that I'm shipping to NY for a job T_rry's shooting of KM... but like I said no big deal.
HungoverNikon: Sounds like you were white out drunk
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When you're intoxicated and aren't just down to fuck, but you're wasted and just about anything will do.
John was out on Friday night and slept with a cougar who was Drunk And Down To Fuck. God bless alcohol!!!!
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Drunk, inebriated, plastered to the extreme, possibly still mobile but definately not conscious. There must have existed some person named Cooter Brown at one point in human history and he was a DRUNK!
Hunter came home from that kegger last night and he was as drunk as Cooter Brown. We just threw him in the bathtub and closed the door.
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A state of inebriation so profound that those who have reached it are willing to lay face down on any kitchen floor, no matter how filthy. (Can also refer to bathroom floors, sidewalks, alleys)
Geezus, look at that kitchen floor drunk kid - face-down in a pile of cigarette butts. That's a shame.
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