Doing dumb shit on facebook; most often while being baked or intoxicated. Examples include commenting on old photos of friends, liking statuses that have no likable qualities, writing "fuck you" on the walls of people you haven't seen since high school, poking people, and taking a shitload of quizzes.
Alright, you roll another joint, I'm going to hop on your laptop real quick and do some facebook clowning. I'm gonna poke so many fucking people.
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To search for someone specific on Facebook. The ultimate form of creeping.
Girl 1: Bob is so cute.
Girl 2: What's his last name?
Girl 1: White.
Girl 2: I just facebook googled him and I agree!
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A man who trolls facebook for attractive women to friend request. 90% of his friend list is young women he doesn't know or will never meet.
Facebook pervert is a man who adds numerous women so other men will look at his friends list and think he's a pimp.
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to go back several months and comment on someone's wall
Peter's really pissing me off lately, he's been Facebook bombing me all day!
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A person who constantly and self-seriously engages in pointless arguments about politics, economics, and other public issues on facebook.
Most facebook intellectuals are narcissists who just like to hear themselves talk.
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A term used to describe someone who finds the need to repeatedly re-post what you had originally posted, usually within a matter of seconds of the original post, thus bringing no benefits to the re-post and rendering it pointless.
Ali A: Breaking News, War Breaks Out In The Middle Easst.
*5 Seconds Later*
Hala S: OMG LOOK WHAT I DISCOVERED: BREAKING NEWS IN THE MIDDLE EAST!!!!!!!!!1!!ONE!!
Ali A: Dude.. stop being a Facebook Parrot.
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Facebook Potential is the amount of potential attention and compliments a woman can get from Facebook. Many women are surprised at first by just how many men will cater to their every whim on Facebook. Once they realize just how pathetic and desperate most men are online, most women under age 35 are delighted to get compliments and likes from this army of beta orbiters every couple of days.
Guy 1: Why do you think women act like men are their sexual servants nowadays and donβt need to do anything in bed?
Guy 2: Even older women in their 40s started acting that way immediately after they realized their true Facebook Potential.
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