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1)Place in Dun Laoghaire, Co.Dublin, Ireland where people go to swim.
2)Somewhere you go to swim in order to ensure an inability to become erect for 5 days.
3)A place where girls go to swim in order to make their nips visible only to tease the poor impotent fuckers!
1)Mmmmm..lets go to "The fourty Foot" for a dip and to get rid of that bangin hangover
2)Man im done with chicks im so going to the fourty foot.
Guy: "Im sorry babes i dunno whats happening?"
Girl: "Oh god you dont find me attractive anymore, do you Dan?? Am i fat???"
Guy: "No jesus of course not...umm.. (Finally i can get rid of her)"
3)Girl:"Perfect way to get Dan back..."
Person whose presence ensures influx of large number of customers, clients, patients.
Oh no, I have the same shift as Rosie's, she is so heavy footed, the shift will go hectic.
This person has one foot bigger then the other. He is not that smart but always makes a fool of himself everywhere he goes. Cant spell for shit. Unlucky with the girls, but when he does get them there 200lbs bigger then him. Well say he lives on his own but really stays with parents or grandparents.
Lil foot: Me and that girl from last night broke the bed , that's how hard we were going at it.
Friend: yea cause she was a sumo wrestler size chick.
The ultimate form of self hate
Friend: Hey buddy, how are we feeling?
You: I want a Lego Foot Massage
Friend: Gosh Diddly Dang
Meaning that a person is so stressed out they're even considering jumping off a bridge.
For stressed out students or workers (mainly made for college students, especially around finals time).
Not meant to be taken seriously!!! IT IS A JOKE.
"Hey Roxanne, you okay? "
Roxanne: "Nah man, it's finals week. Between this and work, I've already got one foot on the bridge.."