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(proper noun) A monkey who was elected president. Choked on a pretzel and can't even speak properly. Cause of the United States' chaos from A.D. 2001 to 2004. If he ever gets re-elected, he'll probably bomb every nation until the U.S. is the only one left.
George W. Bush: MONKEYMAN! Er... we is gonna goin' to bombing Iraq to restore chaos!
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(Verb) The act of drinking so much alcohol, that women have transcended the "hot" stage and have entered the "Drink em' till they are fat stage." Once the appropriate blood alcohol level has been reached the man may begin "Whaling for women." Whaling is an act done best with an erect penis, caused by copious amounts of Viagra, and a useful set of vocal chords to hum the tune "Amarillo by Morning." Once the male has spotted his whale woman, he shall begin the righteous act of wooing her, or It. (It should be noted that if you observe this mating ritual, you may want to look away as there will be copious amounts of lard flying in every direction, accompanied by a foul smell of fishy secretions and bacon). Once the mating ritual is completed the male will escort the whale hoe out of the bar while making Humpback Whale communications to the bar patron and acting as if he has a blow hole in his back all while making loud boisterous air noises. The noises signify to the bar patron that a fat whale bitch is going to get nailed like a cheap roof shingle. Once the Whale hoe is outside the male will drive them both back to his home domical and precede to whale fuck the whale in the whale tank.
Holy Jesus! Hey Mark, Robert, and Chuck....did you see that dude over by the bosses daughter? He totally just did a Dirty George Speer.
Mark: No way!! Did he make Whale Noises?
Robert: Yeah I saw it...looked like a pile of whale fuck was going to explode.
Chuck: You guys wanna get lunch?
Mark: Not after watching that dude go whaling! Boy he really Dirty George Speer'ed that hoe!!
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The act of walking or driving by a large group of people Blasting George Michael's Careless Whisper.
Guy 1: i just got some subwoofers put into the Bronco
Guy 2: alright lets go George Michael-ing around town
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1) An artist creates new work that does not live up to the previous standard of greatness.
2) An artist alters previous work in such a way as to make his or her fans resentful.
J.K. Rowling better not pull a George Lucas with her new books.
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George W. Bush is the current President of the United States of America. He is certainly one of the worst U.S. Presidents, if not the worst.
He has worked to destroy America's economy using ignorant Neo-Conservative economic plans. He further proved his ignorance by sending us into a blind war, cutting social programs to pay for the military, and using ridiculous amounts of deficit spending despite the fact that our country was already in trillions of dollars of debt and we were still in a the middle of a costly war in Afghanistan.
He and his Administration are responsible for numerous gross violations of the Constitution such as deporting thousands of innocent immigrants after 9-11, limiting people who protest them to ilegal "Free Speech-Zones," and passing the USA {PATRIOT Act}. He has tried to further trounce on civil liberties by trying to acquire ludicorus powers such as the ability to spy on any American for no reason and withouut warrant and has also tried to pass a seconds PATRIOT Act.
He and his cronies hide under the guise of Nationalism. For example, if you critisize them, they say you hate America, you hate freedom, claim you are unpatriotic, or even try to claim that you're a terrorist. They even had the balls to name their collection of unconstitutional laws the PATRIOT Act (As I explained earlier). They also justify their ridiculous breaches of freedom by trying to create fear amongst Americans by making potential terrorist attacks seem much more likely than they are so they can call their critics soft on national defense.
Bush also claims to be Pro-Life, but at the same time he has no problem supporting the death penalty and an unjust war for profit.
It's a good thing there's a term limit. The United States wouldn't last another four years of George W. Bush.
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A president who was elected (and reelected) by middle-class white christians who thought that they benefited from his policies by borrowing and spending much more money than they have even though they were too stupid to realize that those policies were raping them in the ass at the same time.
Joe: Hey look at Mr. Smith.
John: Yeah? What about him?
Joe: He's moving into a huge house. Is he a business executive or a doctor?
John: No.
Joe: Well, he must have voted for George W. Bush then since he obviously has how no clue on how to balance a checkbook.
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Put ya george bush sign up if you don' give a fuck. - German Luger
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