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John Phone

John G. phone will phone you on certain days of importance, there is no way to act and/or know how to act when he calls but he must be answered.

John Phone is calling, wyd?

by OiHughieSaidButch August 19, 2024


Pay phone Boyfriend

A person's other half, who only stays around as they are being paid a monthly rent to stay around

girl 1: why does she look so upset?
girl 2: she couldn't keep up the payments to her pay phone boyfriend

by the payee November 28, 2018


taco phone

Nickname given to the Nokia N-GAGE smartphone, commenting on its shape very similar to a taco's. The term is sometimes used to refer to phones in a similar format, like the Nokia 5510, 3300 and 3300b

Is that a taco phone? That thing looks ridiculous!
Does the taco phone still work?
Can you call on the taco phone?

by Leo the almighty idiot December 27, 2023


Phone Wars

a childish thing made up by people between the ages of 8 to 12 because they cant accept opinons

someone: "Android is better than Apple"

Me: ah Someone competing in Phone Wars, Grow Up.

by Dave109 July 16, 2024


Porcelain phone

The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.

I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.

by Mr70Homers October 17, 2021


Phone Fidget

The act of walking around or doing any number of activities while talking on the phone. The inability to just sit still and have a conversation.

I was almost asleep until my boyfriend called and talked for 30 minutes, causing me to phone fidget so long that I was wide awake.

by Dazymoose February 10, 2010


Square phone

When the kids in 7th grade call your phone a square

7th grader- Square phone
Other kid- ITS NOT SQUARE

by Haha you go brrr October 30, 2020