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Being a fucking geezer to the point that the state of Iran gets scared. Fucking pussies
I’m involved in state sponsored terrorism declared by the state of Iran
An ice cream store where you go to fail calc one with 250 new friends
"I went to Penn State last weekend!"
"Oh neat--which flavor did you get?"
If you go here, absolutely everyone hates you. And your football team chokes every year and we all laugh at you because you swear to be better than everyone. People here are such a cult that they will wait at a satellite campus for two years just to experience Happy Valley.
Guy 1: “Dude I got into Penn State but into Altoona. I wish Pitt didn’t reject me so I could have gone to a cooler place with stuff to do”
Guy 2: “Shut up, James Franklin is about to lose to another ranked team again and I want to make fun of you
when most people in America are single which is why they don’t get the net worth they want and why the government has more tax money than they would have if most people were married.
The state single structure made Americans not be in the millionaires and billionaires club but be worth a new 7-series BMW.
When someone on your sports team has a hot sister so you all bang her for good luck
Luke: have you seen Marko's sister
Tony: no why
Luke: i heard the basketball team pulled A blue mountain state on her
Tony:that must have been a long and hard night
A franchise team back in 1940, won 6 titles, and has a back-to-back title back in the '17-'18 and '18-'19 season.
But sadly defeated in the hands of Kawhi "Fun Guy" Leonard and the North (Raptors) in the '19-'20 Finals. They slowly grow in offseason.
"Be coming at Chase Center to watch the Golden State Warriors gon' fire!"
A team that is in the western conference and are absolutely horrible with the only good players being Trayce Jackson-Davis, Jonathan Kuminga, and Stephen Curry. Klay Thompson is terrible, Draymond Green has 150 techs, making him qualify for the UFC probably, and they need a roster update. Brandin Podziemski is only a rookie and is not good. They only acquired Pat Spencer to let him play like 6 games.
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