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The awkward dance that you do on your way to the toilet, so you don't shit yourself.
I had to shit scamper out of meeting before I made a mess on the floor.
Sally: Hey Dan I got a three cheese lasagna
Dan: Sally there’s two cheeses on this lasagna that’s Gorgon shit.
Shit that white people do, such as: invadin' territories, killin' in the name of God, stealin' resources, eatin' a lot of cheese.
Hey, Oliver. You up for some white shit?
Word used when auto-correct fucks up multiple times in a row.
Gf:Hru??
ME:I'm doing food
ME:I meant god
ME:Fuck I meant hood
ME:Godamn auto-shit
1. The stench that lingers like an evil apparition following the act of defecation.
2. A portent of the aforementioned act.
"OMG open the window you bastard, your shit fumes are choking me"
The weirdest possible state of confusion in people. It's when you're really hungry, but at the same time you really need to take a shit.
While Jon was taking a massive shit, all he could think about was devouring a twinkie. He realized he had shit hunger.
The act of using ones own self defecation in a frantic episode of self gratification (masturbation)
"After sharting, Steven decided he wanted to make the best of a bad situation and decided to partake in a session of shit palming"